Things I Never Thought I Would Say

• Please go put some underwear on.
• Please don't lick the cat.
• Yes, I will floss your teeth for you.
• If you poop on the potty I will give you as many M&M's as you want!
• Why is there a moldy piece of ham in the bug catcher?
• If you behave in the store I will give you a Mento when we're done.
• Quit licking your sister!
• If you keep making that face, it will freeze that way and you'll look like that forever.
• Who do you like better: Barbie or Polly Pocket? Dora or Diego?
• Sure, we can look for more slugs in the yard!
• Bend over so I can help you wipe your bottom.
• Because I said so.