Sunday, August 23, 2009

Things I Never Thought I Would Say

  • Please go put some underwear on.
  • Please don't lick the cat.
  • Yes, I will floss your teeth for you.
  • If you poop on the potty I will give you as many M&M's as you want!
  • Why is there a moldy piece of ham in the bug catcher?
  • If you behave in the store I will give you a Mento when we're done.
  • Quit licking your sister!
  • If you keep making that face, it will freeze that way and you'll look like that forever.
  • Who do you like better: Barbie or Polly Pocket? Dora or Diego?
  • Sure, we can look for more slugs in the yard!
  • Bend over so I can help you wipe your bottom.
  • Because I said so.

1 comment:

Type A Chronicles said...

I love this list... and I like the changes to your blog.