Things I Never Thought I Would Say
- Please go put some underwear on.
- Please don't lick the cat.
- Yes, I will floss your teeth for you.
- If you poop on the potty I will give you as many M&M's as you want!
- Why is there a moldy piece of ham in the bug catcher?
- If you behave in the store I will give you a Mento when we're done.
- Quit licking your sister!
- If you keep making that face, it will freeze that way and you'll look like that forever.
- Who do you like better: Barbie or Polly Pocket? Dora or Diego?
- Sure, we can look for more slugs in the yard!
- Bend over so I can help you wipe your bottom.
- Because I said so.
1 comment:
I love this list... and I like the changes to your blog.
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